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Brooch Poll: Can I fashion a pretty brooch out of tofu?
I am a semi-famous jewelry designer and I am going green. From this point forward, I will only fashion pretty jewelry and brooches out of 1000% natural materials such as wood, rocks, tree bark, pretty lizard skins, and shards of colored glass.
Thank you for taking my brooch poll.
what are you?? 169???
13 Responses to “Brooch Poll: Can I fashion a pretty brooch out of tofu?”
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March 9th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
what are you?? 169???
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March 9th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Use a pork chop bone, then the dog will play with you too.
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Maybe make them out of broken Colt 45 bottles and if you’re lucky, Billy Dee Williams will appear like a genie and grant you three soulful wishes.
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
are you stella mccartney??? i’d like to order your tofu brooch pin please!
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March 9th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Don’t you think a piece of broccoli would look better?
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March 9th, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Yes, that would be quite tasteful and possibly the best thing EVAR made out of tofu. I would also like to see what you would fashion out of a can of creamed corn, a plaid flannel shirt vest, a shoe box full of scrunchies and a Ziploc baggie full of giblets and how much will it cost?
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March 9th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
I think you could make a beautiful one out of seaweed, hang some crabs and starfish and seashells on it for some very pretty decorations. you will have to secure the crabs and starfish very snuggly to the seaweed so that they do not crawl away
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March 9th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
semi famous.. hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhahhhhhhhhhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahha… I’ve got some nice rabbitt beads you could use. All Natural!
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March 9th, 2010 at 11:31 pm
That might get messy when it gets hot. You should use the shrunken heads and teeth like I do. Nothing says love like knowing that mom’s false teeth are arranged in a stunning fleur de lis,held together with seed pearls. Tres chic.
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March 10th, 2010 at 12:16 am
i think that it would not hurt to try. if it doesn’t work, you can always eat it.
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March 10th, 2010 at 1:05 am
If you’re really a semi-famous jewelry designer, you should already know that nothing pretty can ever come of tofu…maybe this was a trick question!
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March 10th, 2010 at 1:24 am
I’m sure that if it’s possible, you would be the designer for the job. I hope you make bracelets, too. I can’t deal with brooches because of the spelling, you see. I really, REALLY need Webster’s to officially change it to ‘b-r-o-a-c-h-e-s’ before I can even say it aloud, much less wear one.
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I’m in a rambling mood again…sorry you got caught up in it.
March 10th, 2010 at 1:38 am
you should try dryer lint and feces…like the one they did of Jesus..in cow dung…
I like to say brooch like this: broooooch. the oooo sound.
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